Men don't talk about what goes on in their underwear. Well they don't usually. However after interviewing men about everything they've got downstairs, Unfinished Business is proud to present: The Penis Monologues.

Having received positive reviews in 2010 for this daringly honest show, Unfinished Business returns with a reworking of the original production that combines real experiences with fiction to create the best package we can put on stage. You might laugh, cry or gasp at what they've got to tell you, but no matter what we hope you'll wonder why men don't talk about this stuff more - especially when they've got so much to say.

We can't wait to see you all there!

@ The Aphra Theatre, UKC Campus, Canterbury
Friday 17th June - 7.30pm

@ The Marlborough Theatre, Prince's Street, Brighton
Monday 20th June - 7.30pm
Tuesday 21st June - 7.30pm
Thursday 23rd June - 7.30pm
Friday 24th June - 7.30pm

@ The Westminster Public Arts Reference Library, St Martin's Street, Leicester Square, London
Saturday 25th June - 7.30pm

TICKETS: £9
Concessions (OAPs & Students with ID): £7
TICKET RESERVATIONS
(please tell us which performance, how many tickets you would like, and what name you would like them reserved under!)
tickets@unfinished-business.org.uk / 07963298611

16+ ONLY (But don't worry - no nudity in this show!)

Darko Baric
James Hartman
Ben Langley
Hain Macsheoinin
Alex Israel

Directed by Alex Israel and Danny Pegg
Written by Danny Pegg
Produced by Unfinished Business

Unfinished Business are back with their next production 'The Last Theatre', which is being performed in Canterbury and Faversham 27th March - 3rd April.

The Last Theatre is a post-apocalyptic survival story; society as we know it is gone. There are things outside that would tear the average person limb from limb.

A group of survivors looking for a safe shelter come across an empty building. They think they are all alone, until the ‘Director’ emerges and introduces them to the previously unknown world of ‘plays’ and ‘theatres’; will the survivors find an opportunity within to escape from their reality..?

A play about theatre and religion, about stories and dreams, The Last Theatre is full of a wide variety of characters and scenes both comic and shocking.'

Please include your name, number of tickets required and performance date of choice.

Looking forward to seeing you there!

Unfinished Business Production Team.

Unfinished Business' acclaimed production The Penis Monologues is returning and going on tour in June/July this year!

Watch this space for more information!

Naz: Darko Baric
Magda: Ellie Herold
Job: Ben Steele
Dahlia: Emily Slade
Reza: Daphne Seal
Rake: Paul Jennings
Trenchman: Nick Smith
Director: Alex Israel

Written by Danny Pegg
Directed by Catherine Nicholson and Alex Israel
Produced by Unfinished Business

Unfinished Business Theatre Company are holding open auditions for their next play, The Last Theatre:

‘Society as we know it is gone. A phone rings hundreds of years in the future. Could the Author be right? Is this the last theatre? Is the Director ready? Will he put on his play?

A bunch of survivors just looking for somewhere to stop come across an empty building. They think they are alone, until they find within an opportunity to escape from this world... one way or another.’

If you would like to audition (we have a varied cast to fill!) please come along to one of the following times (you need not prepare anything!):

University of Kent Campus,
Grimond Seminar Room 8

19th January 18.00-22.00
20th January 14.00-16.00
18.00-22.00
21st January 18.00-22.00

Hope to see you there!

The team for The Last Theatre has been announced, there are a couple of surprises so check it out!

To book your tickets email tickets@unfinished-business.org.uk with your full name and performance date of choice! Book in order to make sure all the seats dont get filled - you can buy tickets on the door if there are any left! We can't wait to see you all there!

Unfinished Business presents 'The Last Theatre'. A play which explores what occurs within what is quite simply the LAST theatre. More info to follow. Auditions will be in January, dates announced on this website soon.

And these are the talented individuals coming together to fill our restaurant.

Check the blogs soon for rehearsal pictures!

The casting for "Table For Two" is done and we look forward to working with this new and vibrant cast. We had a record number of people audition and some of the decisions were the hardest we have ever made. We will announce the cast all on this website soon, but in the meantime let the rehearsals commence.

Discussions for this have started and we intend to announce the production after Table For Two on this website on 1st November, so look out for it!

'TABLE FOR TWO' AUDITIONS:

MON 27TH @ ST STEPHENS COMMUNITY CENTRE, TENTERDEN DRIVE - 6PM-10PM
TUES 28TH @ UNIVERSITY OF KENT (GRIMOND SEMINAR ROOM 8) - 6PM-10PM
WED 29TH @ UNIVERSITY OF KENT (GS8) - 1PM-3PM
THUR 30TH @ UNIVERSITY OF KENT (GS8) - 6PM-10PM

You do not need to bring anything but yourself! See you all there!

Today the script for "Table For Two" was completed. Danny said "It's gonna be the biggest thing we've ever done, I hope every one likes it just as much as what we have done before."

[picture coming soon!]

Unfinished Business Theatre Company's next production will be 'Table For Two'. When you're in a restaurant don't you ever wonder who the people over at the next table are and what on earth they are talking about? Is she sleeping with him? Does he look angry with her? Are they in love or is it just food poisoning ? Everyone watches; but now you have the chance to listen in to those conversations and decide for yourself just who these people are, what they do, and what they're really there for! 'Table For Two' will give you the stories of all sorts of people at one restaurant on one night and might just answer the question of whether or not you really can know the people at the next table...

We are helping to Save Westgate Hall! We are performing at The Big Lunch (see link) on the 18th of July! Come down and support local arts and their venues! Performance time to follow...

"Unfinished Business Theatre Company presents The Best Panto Ever! It really will be the best you know; you will meet giant-slayers, evil quee...ns, dwarves and a very bad wolf among other things! You will witness the greatest adventure Fairy Tale Land has ever had to face! Who is gobbling up all the maidens of the forest?! Why does everyone think Jack will solve their problems?! And what has The Big Bad Wolf got to do with The Evil Queen and her chavvy mirror?! There is only one way to find out - come and see! It should be astounding, amazing, FANTASTIC - if everyone turns up - which of course, they might not..."

Search The Big Lunch on Facebook or check out westgatecommunityhall.org.uk for more info!

Discussions for this will be commencing on the 14th June and we intend to announce our next production on this website on 1st July, so look out for it!