Men don't talk about what goes on in their underwear. Well they don't usually. However after interviewing men about everything they've got downstairs, Unfinished Business is proud to present: The Penis Monologues.

Having received positive reviews in 2010 for this daringly honest show, Unfinished Business returns with a reworking of the original production that combines real experiences with fiction to create the best package we can put on stage. You might laugh, cry or gasp at what they've got to tell you, but no matter what we hope you'll wonder why men don't talk about this stuff more - especially when they've got so much to say.

We can't wait to see you all there!

'The title of this show was never going to draw hordes of fastidious middle-aged ladies, but those who, a few years ago watched The Vagina Monologues at the Marlowe should have watch this one, too. It was better.' - (Elaine Godden, Kentish Gazette, reviewing The Penis Monologues 2010)

The Last Theatre is a post-apocalyptic survival story; society as we know it is gone. There are things outside that would tear the average person limb from limb.

A group of survivors looking for a safe shelter come across an empty building. They think they are all alone, until the ‘Director’ emerges and introduces them to the previously unknown world of ‘plays’ and ‘theatres’; will the survivors find an opportunity within to escape from their reality..?

A play about theatre and religion, about stories and dreams, The Last Theatre is full of a wide variety of characters and scenes both comic and shocking.'

Unfinished Business presents 'Table For Two'. When you're in a restaurant don't you ever wonder who the people over at the next table are and what on earth they are talking about? Is she sleeping with him? Does he look angry with her? Are they in love or is it just food poisoning ? Everyone watches; but now you have the chance to listen in to those conversations and decide for yourself just who these people are, what they do, and what they're really there for! 'Table For Two' will give you the stories of all sorts of people at one restaurant on one night and might just answer the question of whether or not you really can know the people at the next table...

Unfinished Business presents The Penis Monologues: breaking down the barriers between men's boxers (and between them and knickers too, perhaps!) The Penis Monologues brings you stories covering all those things guys aren't supposed to talk about regarding that thing between their legs - some will shock, some will make you laugh - ultimately, making you wonder why we don't talk about these things more often!

Unfinished Business Theatre Company presents The Best Panto Ever! It really will be the best you know; you will meet giant-slayers, evil queens, dwarves and a very bad wolf among other things! You will witness the greatest adventure Fairy Tale Land has ever had to face! Who is gobbling up all the maidens of the forest?! Why does everyone think Jack will solve their problems?! And what has The Big Bad Wolf got to do with The Evil Queen and her chavvy mirror?! There is only one way to find out - come and see! It should be astounding, amazing, FANTASTIC - if everyone turns up - which of course, they might not...